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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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