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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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