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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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