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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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