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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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