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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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