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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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