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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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