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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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