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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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