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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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