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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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