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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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