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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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