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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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