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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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