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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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