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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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