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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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