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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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