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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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