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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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