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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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