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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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