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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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