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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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