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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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