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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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