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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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