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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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