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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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