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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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