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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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