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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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