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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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