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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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