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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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