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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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