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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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