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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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