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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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