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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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