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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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