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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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