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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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