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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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