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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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