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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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