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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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