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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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