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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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