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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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