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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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