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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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