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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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