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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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