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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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